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Friday, November 5, 2010

Teka Teki Lucu 2010

Tebak-tebakan ini hanya hiburan semata, jika tertawa anda berlanjut hubungi rumah sakit jiwa.

1.Apa yang menyebabkan PT Kereta Api Indonesia masih merugi sampai sekarang ?


◦Jawabannya : Gara-gara ada lagu : naik kereta api, tut..tut...tuutttt,... siapa hendak turut, ke bandung - surabaya,.. bolehlah kita naik dengan percuma,...

2. Lemari apa yang bisa dimasukin kantong,,,,,hayo ??????

◦Jawabannya : LeMariBuAn

3.Apa yang bulat, kecil, item,tapi kalo dipencet keluar orangnya..?

◦Jawabannya : bell pintu...



4.Kebo apa yang bikin capek hayo?

◦Jawabannya : Kebogor sambil ngesot terus bawa tas yag isinya semen 1 kuintal.Sambil narik truk yang diisi pasir 10 ton.5.Ada 10 tentara yang sedang berada di medan perang. Tiba-tiba 1 orang tentara tertembak dan akhirnya mati. Nah tinggal berapa tentara yang hidup saat ini?

◦Jawabannya : tinggal ada 1009, soalnya mati 1 kan tumbuh seribu ...!!!!

6.Cecak apa yg bisa bikin ngap-ngapan??

◦Jawabannya : Cecak nafas..

7.Siapa Presiden indonesia yang paling seksi?

◦Jawabannya: PahaBibi

8.Apa bedanya batu baterai dan Banci?

◦Jawabannya: Kalau batu baterai tahan lama sedangkan kalau banci 'mana tahan la yauow'

9.Badannya hijau,kepalanya merah,jalannya mundur,,apa hayoo???

◦Jawabannya:obat nyamuk

10.Jus apa yang turun dari langit?

◦Jawabannya : Justru itu yang aku kagak tau..he..he

11.Apa sifat bodoh dari einstein ?

◦Jawabannya: ngak bisa buka email, facebook dan sms

12.Kenapa ayam kalau berkokok. matanya merem?

◦Jawabannya: karena tidak hafal teksnya..

In English


Guessing this is only entertainment only, if you laugh continues contact the mental hospital.1.Apa that cause PT Kereta Api Indonesia is still losing money until now?◦ The answer: Because there is a song: take the train, tut .. tut ... tuutttt, ... who want to participate, to Bandung - Surabaya, .. so-so we go up with useless, ...

2. Cupboard what can be inserted hayo ,,,,, bag ??????◦ The answer: LeMariBuAn

3.Apa a round, small items, but if push out the man ..?◦ The answer: the door bell ...
4.Kebo what makes tired hayo?◦ The answer: Kebogor while ngesot continue carrying a bag of cement contents yag kuintal.Sambil pulled 10 trucks filled with sand ton.5.Ada 10 soldiers who were on the battlefield. Suddenly a soldier was shot and eventually died. Well how many soldiers are living lives today?◦ The answer: stay there in 1009, because it grows die a thousand ...!!!!

6.Cecak what could make-ngapan ngap?◦ The answer: lizard breath ..

7.Siapa President of Indonesia's most sexy?◦ The answer: PahaBibi

8.Apa difference between batteries and a sissy?◦ The answer: If the batteries last long while if sissy 'Where bear la yauow'

9.Badannya green, red head, way back,, what hayoo?◦ The answer: insect repellent

10.Jus what fell from the sky?◦ The answer: That's what I kagak know .. he .. he

11.Apa obtuseness of einstein?◦ The answer: ngak can open the email, facebook and sms

12.Kenapa chickens that crow. brake eyes?◦ The answer: because it does not memorize text ..

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